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Church Sig

Welcome to the Church Sign Generator

Ever seen those signs in front of churches with the moveable letters? Ever wanted to rearrange the letters to make your own church sign? Well, now you can. Choose a design below, add your text, and a personalized church sign photo will be generated for you! Save it, send it to a friend, put on your website, or use it however you like. Enjoy!

Church Sign Generator


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Add comment July 7th, 2006

Toot Tone!!! ROFLMAO!

Add comment May 14th, 2006

El juego del laberinto

A los que cayeron en aquel juego del laberinto que les mandé una vez, no se pierdan este video:

1 comment April 9th, 2006

Batiseñales

Excelente colección de todos los BAM!, KLONK!s y KER-PLOP!s que aparecían en la serie de Batman de televisión.

http://www.batmania.com.ar/paginas/serie_onomatopeyas.htm

Add comment April 3rd, 2006

Frogger en el Siglo XXI

40 lanes and a Roomba | CNET News.com

This is Roomba Frogger, a modern, geek version of the famous 1981 video game “Frogger,” in which players had to get a frog across a street without it getting crushed by a car or truck.

But here, in front of one of Austin’s 19th-century landmarks, the gorgeous Driskill hotel, Torrone and Fried and a growing crowd have already gotten their Roomba, dressed in a cut-up green T-shirt to look like a frog, across the street several times without serious incident. Now everyone is cheering for imminent impact.

Add comment March 15th, 2006

Chuck Norris facts you didn’t know…

30 facts about Chuck Norris

Add comment March 15th, 2006

So, what do YOU use your PC for?

Add comment March 15th, 2006

Microsoft reempaqueta el iPod

Este video muestra como sería la caja del iPod si la diseñara Microsoft. Lo más interesante es que el video fue creado por Microsoft para su departamento de mercadeo, precisamente para resaltar los errores que estaban cometiendo.

Add comment March 14th, 2006

Laughs from Employee Performance Evaluations

Got this over e-mail today. Not sure if I can pick a favorite…

Laughs from Employee Performance Evaluations
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For everyone who has ever had an evaluation - just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from federal government employee performance evaluations.

1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig.”

2. “I would not allow this employee to breed.”

3. “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.”

4. “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”

5. “When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.”

6. “This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”

7. “He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”

8. “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”

9. “This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better.”

10. “Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.”

11. “A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.”

12. “He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.”

14. “I would like to go hunting with him sometime.”

15. “He’s been working with glue too much.”

16. “He would argue with a signpost.”

17. “He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”

18. “When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.”

19. “If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.”

20. “A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.”

21. “A prime candidate for natural de-selection.”

22. “Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.”

23. “Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.”

24. “He’s got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.”

25. “If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.”

26. “If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.”

27. “If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.”

28. “It’s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.”

29. “One neuron short of a synapse.”

30. “Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.”

31. “Takes him 2 hours to watch 60-minutes.”

32. “The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

1 comment March 13th, 2006

Encuentren las tres diferencias…

De cada 100 personas que tomaron esta prueba, solo 9 encontraron las tres diferencias entre las dos fotos… ¿las puedes encontrar?

link -> http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

2 comments March 5th, 2006


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